Eyes on the road hand upon the wheel

Topic of the day, crotch beer. After hanging around for most of the morning with no pants on, (pants are for standing not laying or reclining) I finally broke down and strapped some denims on. While hoisting my dungarees I got an all too familiar waft of old beer. Turns out these pants were victims of a spill last night and I’m paying for it now. Laundry is abundent and washing machines limited. So my crotch will be tempting beer starved ladies from New York all the way to DC, where we will be later today.

Also on topic today, songs that encourage early morning drinking. Roadhouse Blues, Any Meatloaf song, Gin and Juice, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies’ Zoot Suit Riot, Tubthumping, Tears in heaven, Jurassic Park’s theme, Beer for Breakfast, Whiskey in the Jar, Pacobel’s Canon (Taco Bell), and this song


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4 responses to “Eyes on the road hand upon the wheel

  1. Blaise

    Live the American dream boys! And go to Vegas

  2. Ayn

    You guys are bringing sexy back.

  3. Scott

    WTF??? Dachshunds?

  4. Mom

    Christopher Hayes Miller – thats all I’m going to say. I think you know what I mean.

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