From Our Newest Contributor, Tyler:
Old cities like boston are a giant pain in the ass to travel around- especially if you have a car. the roads are so ass backwards and confusing there is no easy way to get anywhere. what they need to do is tear down the city and put up something better. best way to do that- bacon factory. have all the roads in the city converge on the bacon factory, the bacon factory could have genetic engineered pigs. the pigs would be as big as cars for more bacon. they could engineerem so when they get scared there legs freeze up…kinda like this. that would makem alot easier to catch when you wana turnem into bacon! BAM!
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