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Rant#2 – Tetris Life

Another contribution from Tyler:

you ever been playin tetris and youve come to an epiphany? you realize that everything that happens in tetris pretty much relates to how life goes.  it starts out REALLY easy, as time goes on it gets harder.  sometimes you get a raw deal, and sometimes everything works out great!<–(that is horsesh*& by the way if you watch it all the way through youll understand)  but in the end you always get a game over.  BAM!

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Rant #1 – Bacon City

From Our Newest Contributor, Tyler:

Old cities like boston are a giant pain in the ass to travel around- especially if you have a car.  the roads are so ass backwards and confusing there is no easy way to get anywhere.  what they need to do is tear down the city and put up something better.  best way to do that- bacon factory.  have all the roads in the city converge on the bacon factory, the bacon factory could have genetic engineered pigs.  the pigs would be as big as cars for more bacon.  they could engineerem so when they get scared there legs freeze up…kinda like this.  that would makem alot easier to catch when you wana turnem into bacon!  BAM!

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